Sunday, 9 October 2011

Some selected SMS jokes

A girl asked her friend why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong finger? The other answered To show other that I was married to the wrong person.

Tcher: How old is your dad?
stud: As old as i am.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Stud: He became father only after i was born.

Things in Boys room b4 marrge Perfumes, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, Snaps After marriage- Painkillers, Loan papers Unpaid bills etc.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God blesesess ur d

A drunk man was strunlin 2 open door with key. Frnd askd - Can I help 2open the door? Drunk: dude just hold the house straight & i will open the door..

HEIGHT OF COURAGE: A senior student while ragging a junior "I will kiss ur wife on ur wedding" Junior answers "Thats ok sir....... but i will marry ur sister

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u. Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first..

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