Saturday, 4 September 2010

நகைச்சுவை: "அந்த மாதிரி" விளம்பரங்கள்

இவை உண்மையாக வந்த விளம்பரங்கள்:
  1. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
  2. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
  3. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
  4. And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
  5. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
  6. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
  7. For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
  8. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
  9. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
  10. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
  11. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
  12. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  13. 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  14. Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  15. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
  16. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
  17. Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
  18. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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