கற்பனையாளர்களுக்கு கைப்பேசி குறுந்தகவல்கள் ஒரு படைப்புத் தளமாக மாறி விட்டது. அவர்களின் கற்பனைகளில் பிறந்தவை:
- Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
Excuse me !
My face is above
- What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.
- Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
- Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
- A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study
- NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
- He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
- 2 men went t a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said "ya man u r right ur wife is better"
- what is the diference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
- Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
- Why do dogs never marry? Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
Funny Hindi Girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree
Monkey: Why are you climbing up?
Funny Hindi Girl: To eat apples.
Monkey: But this is a mango tree.
Girl: I know, I brought apples with me.
- A child said to a pregnant lady:
Wat’s in ur belly?
She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby
Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
I love you in blue.
I love you in red but most of all.
Father: If you dont pass your exam dont call me dad......Son: How are you Mr. Ramasamy
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
- In art gallery
Couple looks at a picture of a naked girl
Covered by leaves only
Husband keeps watching
Wife says: would you leave or you’ll keep waiting for autumn?
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
Excellent funny gorgeous
Hello I am joking ;)
- Please dear
- Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
- KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
ho...don't think dirty...
its A ''CIGRETTE''
- Boys say it's great
boys say it's fine
9 months later
they say: it's not MINE
- Wife: if I sleep with your best friend, what thought will first come into your mind?
Husband: that you’re a Lesbian
- sometime girl can attract man with her mind
but most often she can attract him with what she doesnt mind
- Marriage is the price men pay for sex
And sex is the price women pay for marriage
- Why is a car engine works like a wife?
On a cold morning, when you need it, it wont turn over
- I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
- Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
- What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
- Do u believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again?
- BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!
- A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb
- Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- How to catch a squirrel
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to u on their own.
Because they just luv NUTS
- Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left chest ?
( .)( . )
90% of the
- AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
- I want to touch your lips
taste ur tongue smell your breath! wat hapen
i am your toothpaste
- A Short thing
It gets Longer
when yoU hold it
and pass between
and enters into
What is it
1 min to think
Car Seat Belt
yoU dirty mind