“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without them.
"To go forward, you must backup."
Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."