Sunday, 26 September 2010

தேர்வு SMS பகிடிகள்

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental*

SILENCE is the best Answer for all questions
SMILE is the best Reaction in all situations
Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM

Boy 2 girl b4 exam:
hey all d best,
girl also told d same
But girl scored 80 marks and
boy failed

moral: Only boy’s wish with true heart

Tip for d exams:
In the exam hall…
Look Above for
Below for
and if none work, then
look BESIDE for

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

one of the best caption writen on a clock in an exam-room.. :-

A girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks
but marks may help u 2 get lot of girls
so love your studies, not girls

Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths!
Please grow up and
solve your problems yourself.


எஸ்.கே said...

ரொம்ப நல்லாயிருக்குங்க!:-)


ஆஹா...இங்கிலீஸ்ஸு..!(நமக்கு புரிஞ்ச மட்டும்)
நல்லருக்கு துரை..!!!!!!

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